Luck

Another video by Stanley.

Teary fail.

I saw a male giant and a female pirate at the supermarket. Surprisingly, their children looked neither large, nor swash-buckling. Still, I bet no-one fucked with that family.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

A video by Stanley the Socially Awkward Snail-Man.

A pond that no-one can see but me.

I jumped into a swimming pool at 3.50am this morning. I swam until there was no more water left in it. There were people on inflatable armchairs floating on the surface, and they threw snowballs at me when it was empty. I tried to fill it up again with a hose, but by the time I had found a tap, it had already been re-filled. The floor mocked me.

I'll get that bastard floor one day.